Butt Ugly Slut written by Roger Alan Wade from the album "All Likkered Up" tabbed 9/24/05 N/C Eagle, buzzard, sparrow, crow Take me down where the winds don't blow INTRO: E CHORUS: E I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem A E And a jealous old man in jail I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror F#7 B And so fat she'll knock a needle off a scale E Long as she'll buy me a new Zebco A E I don't care if she's built like a blue whale A E I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem B7 E And a jealous old man in jail A E Lord she's ignorant, but she's ugly B7 E Yeah she's lazy, but she's mean A E I been to 2 tent revivals and a chicken fight and I ain't never seen nothin' B7 E Like when my little Wildebeast tears into a dozen jelly-filled Krispe Kremes CHORUS: E/ I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem A E And a jealous old man in jail I want one so ugly she'll crack a mirror F#7 B And so fat she'll knock a train of a rail E I don't care if she cheats on me A E 'long she sends me checks in the mail A E I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem B7 E And a jealous old man in jail A E I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drinkin' problem B7 A And a jealous old man in jail E B7-E Hey yodelay-hoo-hoo